A Salt Rifle - Yellow Salt Lady - Apparel

Spice up your wardrobe — literally! This cheeky parody design gives a playful twist to the phrase “assault rifle,” featuring the iconic Morton Salt Girl upgraded with some serious attitude. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor, a love for wordplay, or just a dash of salt in their soul.

💎 Super soft, high-quality cotton blend for all-day comfort

Whether you’re rocking it at brunch, the gym, or your next protest for better seasoning in life, this one’s guaranteed to get laughs and double-takes.

✨ Choose your weapon of wit — stay salty, friends.